Finally set up my blog... now what to write???

Well here's the first post on my brand new blog... I wonder if anyone is ever really gonna' take the time to show an interest in my internet ramblings???

Thank you in advance to anyone who actually does. I love you for that!
For those of you who don't... ahhhhh, who needs ya' anyways... go back to "wacking your pud" and get the hell out of my blog you lame. You're not worthy of reading my psycho babble, your brain isn't advanced enough to comprehend it anyways.

LOL... J/K